Episode 1 - The Man From the South:
Sousuke discovers that someone put something into his shoe box. He assumes that a terrorist put a bomb in it. To remove the possiblity of there being a bomb in his shoe box,
he removes his shoe box... by blowing it up. With Kaname's help, he finds out that it wasn't a bomb, but a love letter. He gathers the remaining
peices of the letter and concludes that it was written by a terrorist who wants to kill him. The letter says to meet him behind
the gym after school.
While Sousuke, disguised as a bush, watches the girl wait for him behind the gym, three guys come up to the girl and start harassing her. Sousuke comes to the rescue and shoots the three guys. Sousuke accuses the girl of hiding something by making him wait behind the gym; she becomes so intimidated by him, that she runs away.
Unaired Episode 1: Hostage Who Requires No Negotiation
It turns out that the three guys that Sousuke beat up in the previous episode are members of a gang.
To avenge themselves, they kidnap Kaname and tell Sousuke to meet them at an abandoned factory unarmed.
When Sousuke arrives, he discards all of his weapons, but also shows that he has kidnapped the gang leader's little brother and threatens to blow him up if they don't let Kaname go. The gang leader agrees to exchange hostages, and when they do, the gang leader's little brother and Sousuke explain that the kidnapping was all an act.
Episode 2 - Wasted Lunch Time:
Sousuke is having trouble interpreting a Manyoushuu poem so Kaname lends him her notes for the night.
The next day, when Kaname asks for those notes back, Sousuke realizes that he forgot them at home.
With 52 minutes remaining in the lunch break, Sousuke and Kaname rush to a taxi cub and arrive at Souske's apartment. When they retrieve Kaname's notes, they get chased by a crazy cop who catches them double riding on a stolen bicycle. Sousuke goes through many obstacles trying to lose the cop and they finally arrive at the train station... only to find out that the train they hopped into is heading the opposite direction from where their school is. When they finally return to school, Sousuke collapses and explains that he's had a fever the whole day.
Unaired Episode 2 - Hostility That Passed By:
It's lunch break and everybody is fighting over the cafeteria bread. When Sousuke arrives, he threatens to fire his gun
if he doesn't get a French Roll immediately. Everybody freaks out and the cafeteria lady get's injured.
As punishment for Sousuke's behavior, he and Kaname have to sell the bread during lunch break. Sousuke sets up traps around the bread to avoid getting it stolen. Since the PE teacher is against letting students take care of the cafeteria work, he attempts to sabatoge Sousuke's traps but only ends up getting injured numerous times.
Episode 3 - Steel Summer Illusion:
Sousuke, Kaname and their friends are at the beach having fun. Sousuke agrees to play a game that involves smashing a watermelon
blindfolded and ends up shooting it to peices, splattering watermelon juice all over Kaname. Kaname get's angry, leaves the group
for a while, and gets invited to a boy's mansion. When Sousuke realizes that Kaname hasn't returned yet, he assumes that she has been taken hostage at the mansion.
Kaname explains to the boy that Sousuke is a perverted stalker who is after Kaname. Now having a crush on Kaname, the boy sends his bodyguards to keep Sousuke away from the mansion but they all fail. Sousuke finally reaches Kaname and beats up the boy.
Kaname explains to the boy that Sousuke is actually a friend of hers. The boy gets very angry because he thinks that Kaname is betraying him. However, he is taught a valuable lesson by Sousuke regarding controlling one's emotions.
Episode 4 - Fine Art's Hamburger Hill:
Today is Sketching Day, an art event taking place outside of school. Different groups of students are assigned to choose someone as a model and
paint a portrait of them. The model has to blend in with nature. Kaname and her group chooses Sousuke as a model.
After recieving some advice from the art teacher, Sousuke decides to blend in with nature and becoming one with nature by camouflaging himself and by setting up traps all over the forest. Sousuke calims that by doing so, he becomes something like a paradoxical symmetry, anti-tank missiles, and an ECM Pod.
When the other students go to the forest to search for Sousuke, they end up being bombed and falling into Sousuke's traps. Finally, Kaname goes through all these obstacles and finds him. As punishment for Sousuke's actions, Kaname's group decides to hang Sousuke upside down from a tree and paint a portrait of that.
Episode 5 - Earnest Stakeout:
Kaname becomes tired of Sousuke's actions because he doesn't seem to care about her worries at all, so she decides to put some
distance between them. Sousuke thinks Kaname is becomming distant because she is either being black mailed by someone or is abusing drugs. To
satisfy his curiousness, he decides to spy on her after school.
Sousuke finds out that Kaname met with a guy friend from junior high and are hanging out together at Fumo Fumo Land. Souske becomes relieved that Kaname isn't being black mailed nor abusing drugs, so he decides to leave.
Right when Sousuke is about to leave, he sees a group of drunk Yakuzas assaulting Kaname and her friend. Sousuke decides to come to the rescue, but because he doesn't want Kaname to know that he was spying on her, he steals a Bonta-kun costume and comes to save Kaname and her friend with guns blazing. Sousuke defeats the drunken Yakuzas and is now being chased by security for wearing a stolen Bonta-kun costume.
Episode 6 - Fetish That Has Been Touted:
Lately, there have been reports of a masher attacking young girls at night.
The masher, dressed up in a strange custome, would tie up the girl's
hair into a ponytail and run off. Just the other night, Tokiwa was attacked by
the masher; he forced her hair into a ponytail by using super-glue and wires.
Kaname agrees to team up with a cop (the same cop that chased her and Souske in episode 2)
to catch the masher.
In the following night, Sousuke decides to go hunt down the masher in his newly-mechanized Bonta-kun suit. The cop that Kaname is working with spots him in his Bonta-kun suit and mistakes him as the masher. She attacks Sousuke and they both end up having an intense battle against eachother.
Meanwhile, Kaname is being chased by the real masher. She leads him to where Souske and the cop are fighting and the masher ends up running into both of their bullets. The masher is caught and explains that he has a fetish for girls with ponytails. Since girls have recently stopped having this hairstyle, he resorted to commiting such abnormal crimes.
Episode 7 - Patient of the Darkness:
Kaname and her friends, Tokiwa and Miziki try to scare Sousuke by telling scary stories, but don't
seem to effect him at all.
To scare Sousuke, they all go to an abandoned hospital that is rumored to have ghosts. This plan backfires and Tokiwa and Miziki go back home. Kaname and Sousuke later on find out that a group of young kids have been using special props to scare people away from the abandoned hospital. They do this because their friend, Gen-san lives in the hospital and bad kids usually go there to pick on him.
Episode 8 - Pure and Impure Grappler:
Kaname and Tokiwa are being chased by a group of guys. A karate kid comes to the
rescue and accuses Kaname of being a dumb-looking girl.
The next day, Kaname and Sousuke are ordered to send an eviction notice to the Karate club. The Karate club refuses to be evicted, so to settle this, they challenge Sousuke to an all-round martial art fight for real-combat purpose. If the Karate Club beats Sousuke, they get to keep their dojo and as a prize, they get to keep Kaname as their club's manager.
Due to Sousuke's lack of common sense, he interprets the term "real-combat purpose" as military-combat purpose and defeats the Karate club members using his firearms and explosives. When he finally understands that this is a hand-to-hand combat, he has a rematch against the Karate club and wins. However, there is one remaining member of the Karate club who turns out to be Issei Tsubaki, the guy who saved Kaname and Tokiwa from those guys the day before. Issei and Sousuke fight to determine weather the Karate club's dojo be evicted or not. Sousuke defeats Issei and the dojo is demolished.
Issei becomes Sousuke's rival and challenges him to a re-match.
Episode 9 - Tresspass with Good Intentions:
It is the day after the eviction of the Karate Club's dojo and Issei barges into Sousuke's classroom to have a re-match.
Sousuke runs away and while Issei chases him, he ends up striking and injuring the school janitor.
As punishment, Issei and Sousuke are forced to work together to take care of the school janitor to help him recuperate. However, they both compete against each other to see who is the better helper. This causes school damage and stresss out the janitor. After recieving a lecture from the school janitor, Issei and Sousuke learn to work together and end up cooking the best meal the janitor has ever tasted: Fish.
When Issei and Sousuke tell the janitor where they found the fish and what kind of fish it was, the janitor goes nuts and and ends up damaging school property while trying to kill them.
It turns out that the fish Issei and Sousuke cooked for him was his prized posession. He owned and took care of the fish for 15 years and even named it after a french actress, Sweet Catherine.
Episode 10 - War Cry That Has Gone Too Far:
Because of their fragility and their fear of dangerous situations,
the school's Rugby team has lost every game for the last 10 years.
If they don't win their next game, their Rugby team will be forced to close down.
To avoid that scenerio, Sousuke is sent to replace a missing team member and is also
assigned to train them to be more aggresive.
Sousuke puts the rugby through intense military training and motivates them by using insults. Through this hard training, the peace loving rugby players became vicious rugby lovers.
In their last game, the Rugby team defeats their oppoenents by kicking and smashing them in the face, and pounding them to the ground. Because of this, Jindai high becomes the symbol of terror in high school rugby.
Episode 11 - The Goddess Visits Japan (The Ordeal Chapter):
The ship is under maintenance and there won't be any missions for a while.
During this time, Teresa decides to take a vacation while the ship is under repairs.
She decides to visits Japan to live with Sousuke and attend school with him for a week.
Richard Mardukas, who is very protective of Teresa, tells Sousuke that if Teresa is put into any danger during her vacation, he will take drastic measures. Sousuke becomes constantly alert and cautious to prevent Teresa from getting into any trouble.
At school, Teresa decides to go for a swim but doesn't come back up from underwater. Kaname begins to worry that she might have drowned so Sousuke comes out of nowhere and jumps into the pool to save Teresa; Sousuke ends up drowning and Teresa comes out from underwater safe and sound.
While Sousuke is unconcious, Teresa explains to everyone that she and Sousuke used to play a lot together when they were kids and that he's like a special man to her. Everyone becomes amazed and Kaname becomes jealous.
Sousuke complains to his superiors that he cannot protect Teresa on his own, so they send one of his comrades, Melissa Mao, to help him watch over her for the night. However, due to an unexpected storm, Melissa is not able to make it to Sousuke's apartment and will only be able to arrive in the following morning. To avoid being alone with Teresa, Sousuke asks Kaname to stay over at his place for the night, and she does.
Episode 12 - The Goddess Visits Japan (The Hot Spring Chapter):
Teresa decides to spend the last day of her vacation by taking a trip to a hot spring located at Okutama.
Kurz, the perverted comrade of Sousuke and Melissa decides to come along with them to the hot spring. Teresa invites Kaname and Sousuke's friends, Tokiwa, Mizuki, Ren, Ono D and Kazama to join them on their trip.
Melissa decides that they should take two seperate cars for this trip; all the guys (Sousuke, Kurz, Ono D and Kazama) go in one car while the girls (Kaname, Melissa, Tokiwa, Mizuki and Ren) go in the other. Melissa does this to prevent Kurz from doing anything perverted to the girls during the car ride.
During their car ride, Kurz tells the guys his plan to peep on the girls while they bathe in the hot spring. Later on, Kazama decides to join them.
It's late at night and its time to bathe in the hot spring. Kurz, Ono D and Kazama try to sneak a peek at the girls, but they fall into traps and discover that the girls' side of the hot spring is protected by sentry guns (latest security equipment) to prevent people like Kurz from peeping at them. Kurz and the boys are determined to peep at the girls so they devise more plans.
Ono D runs into a land mine and Kurz gets hit by a sentry gun. When Kazama finally reaches the girls' side of the hot spring, he finds Sousuke bathing in that area and learns that the boys and girls switch sides at night.
Episode 13 - Dishonorable Fantasy:
While Sousuke, Kaname and Ren are walking and enjoying some good bread, they witness a battle between two rivaling gangs.
One of the gangs gets beat up very badly by the other gang. Ren realizes that the gang that lost are members of her father's
group, the Mikihara group.
Sousuke decides to dress up in his mechanized Bonta-kun suit and trains the Mikihara group to become stronger so they can protect themselves against the other gang and so they can protect their territory.
The following night, Kaname and Ren are kidnapped by the rivaling gang and Sousuke arrives to the scene with a group of other Bonta-kuns. Sousuke and the Bonta-kuns break into the other gang's base, defeats the leader, and rescues Kaname and Ren.
Episode 14 - Blue Bird Who Cannot Be Controlled:
There has been a lack of club rooms available in Jindai High lately.
The Photography club has no club room, so they use the P.E tool shed to develop pictures, the Music Club is practicing their tunes in
the geography room, the Biology club is doing experiments on roaches in the Home Economics room while people are cooking,
and the Karate club is using the Biology room as their dojo.
The Sociology Club, which has only two members, agrees to hand over their club room. However, they are willing to give up their club room under one strange condition. To decide which club will get the open room, they want the clubs to compete over the number of opposite sexes they can pick up in the city. Who ever brings the most girls to the park, wins.
Sousuke, dressed up in his military uniform, agrees to help the Photography Club flirt and pick up as many girls as he can. The music club laughs at him, saying that he'll never get a girl wearing that military outfit. Sousuke disagrees and is confident that there will be girls out there who are interested in the army, so the Music Club makes a bet with him: If Sousuke doesn't pick up at least one girl by the end of this event, he will have to swim in the lake naked, and if he does manage to pick up a girl, they will buy him lunch for two weeks.
The Photography club tells Sousuke that flirting is like a girl hunt. Sousuke gets the wrong idea from this explanation and manages to lure a whole bunch of girls into a cage, trapping them. Kaname forces him to free these girls and explains what flirting really is.
After a long explanation of what flirting means, Sousuke becomes nevervous because he is shy with girls. After watching Sousuke fail several times at flirting, Kaname get's a headache and decides to go home.
When the flirting event is over, Souske returns to the park with no girls. He loses the bet he made with the Music Club and starts taking off his clothes to go swim the lake. As he is doing so, a very beautiful women dressed in a kimono comes to Sousuke and announces that he picked her up earlier. Sousuke doesn't seem to remember picking this women up but plays along with her anyway. Sousuke now wins the bet and no longer has to swim in the lake naked.
Later on, the women in the kimono reveals her true identity as Kaname. She explains that she had to go home to wear her mom's kimono and is happy that she was able to decieve everyone.
Episode 15 - Fifth Period's Hot Spot:
Sousuke orders a gun part from a weapons dealer but instead, recieves a weird bottle that contains a very dangerous substance.
Sousuke decides to bring this bottle to school. He is called into the faculty's lounge and leaves the weird bottle behind, warning everyone in the classroom not to touch it.
Ono D walks into the classroom eating very spicy bread. He is unable to handle the spiciness of the bread and panics for water. Ono D is unable to find any water around the classroom until he notices Sousuke's bottle. He mistakes Sousuke's bottle as a water bottle and before anyone could stop him, he opens it up and drinks the green liquid that is contained inside, also spilling some all over the floor.
When Sousuke returns to the class room, he notices that his bottle has been opened. He warns everyone to remain in the classroom and explains that the contents in the bottle was a bacteriological weapon. It is a virus that travels through air and once it infects a human, it will not stop until it eats up its prey. Sousuke explains that since the bottle has been opened, everyone in the classroom has been infected and will die soon, making every body panic and scream.
For some reason, nobody has suffered any symptoms yet. However, for some reason, their clothes devour into thin air. Sousuke get's a phone call from the weapons dealer and learns that the contents inside the bottle was not a disease, but instead, was a bacteria that destroys petroleum (clothing material) products.